Quotes tagged ‘Gun’

“No matter where you hide it, kids find it. And accidents happen. And things that aren't accidents. We have teenagers in this house. We have a gay teenager in this house. We have a veteran with PTS. This is the last house that should have a gun.”

— Benji Samit, Dan Hernandez, Penelope Alvarez, Justina Machado, imdb.com

“I know some of you may think that it’s your gun that gives you your power. But it’s your badge that will truly change you.”

— Joshua Safran, Liam O'Connor, Josh Hopkins, imdb.com

“When you pick up a gun, you shoot to kill. Or you don’t pick up a gun at all.”

— Ted Humphrey, Kalinda Sharma, Archie Panjabi, imdb.com

“I reviewed the surveillance tapes from Truth. Nowhere on there does it show James St. Patrick hide the gun. Look, if James had placed the gun behind the bar, the tapes would show him going to the bar area, but he never does, not once. I think he may be innocent.”

— Monica Mitchell, Angela Valdes, Lela Loren, imdb.com

“I'd shoot you in the face and shoot myself in the heart.”

— Anthony King, Naomi Ekperigin, Jen Statsky, Ilana Wexler, Ilana Glazer, imdb.com

“The only reason I don't shoot you has nothing to do with duty or principle. It's simply a matter of knowing who I am.”

— Michael Ferris, Peter Chung, John D. Brancato, Steve De Jarnatt, Æon Flux, Denise Poirier, imdb.com

“When you take a man's life, you're not just killing him. You're snuffing out all the things he'll ever become. As a cop, I only fire my weapon to save a life – that's a code I live by. Killing must serve a purpose. Otherwise, it's just plain murder.”

— Daniel Cerone, Harry Morgan, James Remar, imdb.com

“I can't fight, or shoot a gun. But if something bad happens, I can spit with deadly accuracy.”

— Dean Widenmann, Angela Montenegro, Michaela Conlin, imdb.com

“Gummi Bears?! He replaced my bullets with Gummi Bears from the mini bar! That's gonna cost me $7!”

— Robert Maitia, Brett Cawley, John Unholz, Ali Waller, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Steve, shooting a gun is like being intimate with a woman. First, you inspect it to make sure it's clean. Then you grab it on the butt and jam the magazine in. If it doesn't fit, make it.”

— Alex Cuthbertson, Matt Fusfeld, Erik Durbin, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“I can't shoot my own mother. Not with paint, anyway.”

— Glenn Eichler, Peggy Nicoll, Daria Morgendorffer (voice), Tracy Grandstaff, imdb.com

“Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.”

— George Mastras, Mike Ehrmantraut, Jonathan Banks, imdb.com

“Don't let his family see you. Spiders are vindictive. And this was a really big spider. I think it had a gun.”

— Sheila R. Lawrence, Lorelai Gilmore, Lauren Graham, imdb.com

“Vern Thurman: You'll make a good chief one day. Molly Solverson: Me? What about Bill? He's got seniority. Vern Thurman: Bill cleans his gun with bubble bath. No, it'll be you.”

— Noah Hawley, Molly Solverson, Allison Tolman, imdb.com

“Ghost: What the fuck is this? This the gun you used to kill your own son? Kanan: He wasn't my son no more. He was your son.”

— Courtney A. Kemp, James 'Ghost' St. Patrick, Omari Hardwick, imdb.com

“Ray: Why'd you light your house on fire, Bunch? Bunchy: I don't like it. Why'd you pull a gun on pop? Ray: I don't like him.”

— Ann Biderman, Ray Donovan, Liev Schreiber, imdb.com

“He went on to explain that you live by the gun and by the knife and you die by the gun and by the knife.”

— Joe Valachi, youtube.com

“You know Garcia, she carries a laptop, not a gun. She can't even look at crime scene photos without needing pictures of panda bears to counter balance them.”

— Janine Sherman Barrois, Dr. Spencer Reid, Matthew Gray Gubler, imdb.com

“My mother-in-law told me not to miss her too much when I dropped her off at the airport... To which I replied "The only way I could miss you is if I point my gun in the wrong direction".”

— drbdrbdr, reddit.com

“As far as I can tell, my place is right here on the smart end of this rifle.”

— Hugh Glass, imdb.com