“Most people say, ‘I can’t wait to retire so I can play golf,’ or go yachting or whatever they do. Well, if I was playing golf, I would want that to finish so I could go and dream up a new TV show.”— Stan Lee, theartsdesk.com
“Golf and women are a lot alike. You know you are not going to wind up with anything but grief, but you can't resist the impulse.”— Jackie Gleason, books.google.com
“Went golfing with a buddy, and I asked him why he brought an extra pair of socks. He said, "In case I get a hole in one."”— domepieceismine, reddit.com