“Cal Naughton, Jr.: Did he just say 'husband'? Herschell: Wow...Dennit hired a gay Frenchman as your teammate! Ricky Bobby: The room's startin' to spin real fast...cause of...cause of all the gayness. Cal...I love you. [Ricky faints] Cal Naughton, Jr.: Ricky! Ricky! OH GOD!”— Will Ferrell, Cal Naughton, Jr., John C. Reilly, imdb.com
“Hey, wait a minute, guys. I know I'm the new guy here and its not my place to speak up, but what are we doing? We're men. We were put on this planet to...well, I don't know what we're put on this planet to do—but we're here, damn it! And we're Americans and we have the right to use the best toilet s…”— Stacie Lipp, Al Bundy, Ed O'Neill, imdb.com