Quotes tagged ‘Ex’

“My ex is meeting my sex. Which is always scary, you know? And not just because you think they might talk about your penis. That's just part of it.”

— Mindy Kaling, Andy Bernard, Ed Helms, imdb.com

“I'm a liar, sweetie, I cheat on niggas, too. Probably shouldn't trust me or I'll hurt your feelings, boo. I don't wanna be here, but my ex won't take me back, so my broke ass is here, small talkin' over apps. I'm so dead inside, nigga, I cry every day. You should get the check and here's the tip — r…”

— Issa Rae, Issa Dee, Issa Rae, imdb.com

“Oh please! There's always a contest with an ex. It's called 'who will die miserable.'”

— Michael Patrick King, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com

“Aaron: It steams me seeing Harvey standing next to you. It seems that Harvey's more than just an ex to you. Sabrina: Oh yeah? I love the ring, but, hey, I'd love to hear you say how many other fiancés you've dumped along the way!”

— Andrew Borakove, Bill Rosenthal, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com