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The largest shareholder in the Times is Carlos Slim. Now Carlos Slim, as you know, comes from Mexico. He’s given many millions of dollars to the Clintons and their initiatives. So Carlos Slim, largest owner of the paper, from Mexico.
Reporters at the New York Times, they’re not journalists, they’re corporate lobbyists for Carlos Slim and for Hillary Clinton. We’re going to let foreign corporations and their CEO’s decide the outcomes of the — you just can’t do this.”
And the media won’t even talk about the size of the crowd, the enthusiasm of the crowd. I watched NBC this morning, they said, last night Donald Trump was in Cincinnati.
If Hillary Clinton has 800 people, the crowd is so big.”
AUDIENCE: Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!”
Slays mad puss.
Can beat up hippies.
Does both while singing "God Bless the USA.”
Ivana jump off a bridge.
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