“BoJack: Hey Todd can you drive me to get my car? Todd: Uhhhhhhh. BoJack: I wanted to be responsible last night so I Uber'd home, and left my car in the fountain.”— Peter Knight, BoJack Horseman (voice) / Todd Chavez (voice), Will Arnett / Aaron Paul, imdb.com
“Oh... and how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?”— Greg Daniels, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“Hayley: [after the cab crashes] Did the cabbie survive? Stan: No. Damn fool was driving sober.”— John Unholz, Robert Maitia, Ali Waller, Brett Cawley, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“A policeman pulled over a man, and he said to him, 'Sir, your eyes look bloodshot. Have you been drinking?' And that man replied, 'Officer, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?'”— Sharon Lee Watson, Derek Morgan, Shemar Moore, imdb.com