“Sarah: You know, when I was your age I slept with my cousin's boyfriend. Amber: Are you kidding? Sarah: Yes, I didn't do that. I smoked and drank a lot, that is why you're so short.”— Jason Katims, Sarah Braverman, Lauren Graham, imdb.com
“I drank and took drugs because I'm a drug addict and an alcoholic. I'm not cured. You don't get cured. I haven't had a drink or a pill in six and a half years — which isn't to say I won't have one tomorrow.”— Aaron Sorkin, Leo McGarry, John Spencer, imdb.com