“Stan Gable: [to Booger] What are you looking at, nerd? Booger: [to himself] I thought I was looking at my mother's old douchebag, but that's in Ohio.”— Tim Metcalfe, Miguel Tejada-Flores, Jeff Buhai, Steve Zacharias, 'Booger' Dawson, Curtis Armstrong, imdb.com
“[to Julian] I can't take this shit. Are you serious? [Julian continues jumping to the Kangaroo song…under his breath; about the character in the song] Douchebag kangaroo.”— Tim Herlihy, Steve Franks, Sonny Koufax, Adam Sandler, imdb.com
“Hi, my name is J.T., I'm an alcoholic and an addict. I'm also a TV writer, which by default makes me a douchebag.”— Terence Winter, J.T. Dolan, Tim Daly, imdb.com
“Archer: Name the douchebag who's in charge! Mobster: Vincent... Van Go-fuck-yourself. Archer: Vincent Van Go-fuck-myself. Survey says!”— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com
“The douchebag apple doesn't fall far from the douchebag tree.”— Peter Blake, Chuck Rhoades, Paul Giamatti, imdb.com
“Nothing is wrong with you. He’s a guy. You gave him a five date challenge, he got you and cut out. Forget the douche! He’s a dick. He’s a dick douche.”— Keith Merryman, Dylan, Justin Timberlake, amazon.com
“He's huffy with the waiter or waitress. This should be a red flag for any date, ever. But, if your date is being a jerk to the waitstaff chances are he is actually a major douche-lord and you should steer clear.”— Shawn Binder, distractify.com