The defining characteristic of America is our fanaticism: We dream big, we think large, we create grandeur. We invented Hollywood, rock ’n’ roll, blue jeans, the Gold Rush, cable TV with thousands of channels, a military that is larger than those of the next ten combined, the shopping mall, and a st…
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Quotes tagged ‘Disneyland’
As pretty much anyone who has trekked to either park can attest, the key to a successful trip that the whole family will enjoy involves planning... lots and lots of planning.
Disneyland heard our prayers and has released details on a new Halloween party for teens and adults. Spoiler: Alcohol is involved. Wow, dreams really do come true.
I just don’t think we should let Chapman go on a ride where you end up in hell at the end, Maria.
This ain’t Disneyland, this shit is the fucking Bronx. Either you be strong, or you be gone. All I find, all I keep. Either you beat the world, or you get beat.
— Sam Bromell, Sinead Daly, Jacqui Rivera, Shaolin Fantastic, Shameik Moore, imdb.com
[in Oakland] Shuri: When you said you'd bring me to California when I was a kid, I thought you meant Coachella, or Disneyland. Where are we? T'Challa: This is the building where our uncle lived, where our father killed him. Shuri: [sees a condemnation notice] They're tearing it down. Good. T'Challa:…
— Joe Robert Cole, Ryan Coogler, T'Challa / Black Panther, Chadwick Boseman, imdb.com
John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked! Dr. Ian Malcolm: Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.
— Michael Crichton, David Koepp, John Hammond, Richard Attenborough, imdb.com
Okay, but grown-ass people getting steamed about threats to the Disneyland’s purity is hilarious. You’d think the Han Solo look-a-like serving beer were pissing on Walt’s grave.
Welcome to Prisneyland, Fish.
Ghost and Tasha have everything. Taking my kid over there is like giving him a day pass to Disneyland, and then bringing him back to this? We ain't ever gonna live like that. I got to settle for her hand-me-downs. Everything I have used to be Tasha's.
I’m a bloody vampire at voodoo Disneyland. I should be their main attraction, man.
I'll see you in Disneyland.
When I die I want my remains scattered at Disneyland. But I don't want to be cremated first.