Quotes tagged ‘Diarrhea’

(5 total)

“Backstage, I just peed like every three seconds. I think your staff thinks I have diarrhea.”

“I have a genetic predisposition for diarrhea... it runs in my jeans”

“My love for you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in and to let go hurts.”

“Diarrhea has been proved to be hereditary. It runs in your jeans.”

“When you say "poop" your mouth moves the same way your anus does when you poop. The same is true for the phrase "explosive diarrhea.”