“A deer has to be taken with one shot. I try to tell people that but they don't listen.”— Michael Cimino, Deric Washburn, Michael Vronsky, Robert De Niro, imdb.com
“Tommy DeVito: We hit the deer and his paw....What do you call it? The paw. Jimmy Conway: [Speaking through a mouth full of pasta] The hoof. Tommy DeVito: It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.”— Nicholas Pileggi, Martin Scorsese, Tommy DeVito, Joe Pesci, imdb.com
“Everyone respects him. For of all the deer in the forest, not one has lived half so long. He is very brave and very wise. That's why he is known as the Great Prince of the Forest.”— Larry Morey, Bambi's Mother, Paula Winslowe, imdb.com
“Frank: Hey! I killed a deer, I should get to eat it. That's the natural order. Mac: Wait, you shot a deer? Frank: That's right! A ten point buck!”— Charlie Day, Jordan Young, Elijah Aron, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com
“Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says,"I can't believe I blew thirty bucks in there."”— MJAMPLIFY, reddit.com
“Why was the herd of well-sighted deer so smart? It was full of good eye deers.”— lengthy_skeever, reddit.com