“1st Portly Gentleman: Mr. Scrooge, sir, we find it more than usually desirable than we make some slight provision for the poor and destitute. Ebenezer Scrooge: Excellent! Then I suggest you do so! 2nd Portly Gentleman: What may we put down for you, sir? Ebenezer Scrooge: Nothing, sir. 1st Portly Gen…”
— Leslie Bricusse, Ebenezer Scrooge, Albert Finney, imdb.com