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I still very much enjoy my time with him because our sense of humor is similar and we've known each other forever.
I can tell he's frustrated by it. I'm not honestly bothered since the rest of our time is fantastic together. I want to help him too — though without hurting his pride. :(”
Like almost every time he farted, he would do this, even if everyone was clearly not amused and I would tell him to stop. He even did it in front of my parents the first time I took him to their house. I wanted to die), his morals were garbage (basically, he thought like a 7-year-old, so if someone did something he didn't like, even by accident, he would do something mean and spiteful for revenge), he was absolutely dumber than a bag of hammers, yet showed no interest in actually learning anything (didn't know who our vice president was, what a liberal, Democrat, conservative, or Republican was, thought Europe was a country, assumed all Latinos were Mexican...), he was a total deadbeat to his 16 year old son (he would tell him he was going to be at family events and then refuse to show up and not tell anyone.
He also told me he loved me more than he loved his son, which made me really pissed off. Seriously, what kind of a man are you, dude?), he would use me for my money and resources (would borrow my car and then give it back with an empty tank, or would use my things and then give it back trashed), absolutely HORRIBLE in bed (only went down on me a handful of times and even admitted that it was because he was lazy, even though I went down on him almost every day.
He did not even ask or think about whether or not I got off, until I finally brought it up after like a full month of dating, then would get frustrated, yell, and punch walls or leave the room if he couldn't get me off within 10 minutes). Seriously, this guy sucks so bad. My self-esteem is absolute shit, I don't know what I was thinking.”
Because I'm 28 and I know better. So, we hung out a few times just watching movies or going to get a drink. It was nice. No pressure to have sex.
About 3 weeks ago, it finally happened. It just started to happen. Couldn't stop it.
Let DOWN. Majorly. It was just... so bad. Part of it was because he was drunk, but so was I. Selfish in bed. We spoke for a couple of days after, but I think we both knew that it was just too awkward.
On the bright side, I banged a really hot dude that was in a band and I can say, not interested anymore. LOL”
The last time we had sex, let's just say his dick spent a lot of time in places that didn't do anything for me. Never came, he didn't even try.
Then a few days later he said 'Yeah I don't think I'm interested in seeing you anymore, you had sex with me too early.'”
We get back to my place- two minutes, vanilla, missionary. Then he fell asleep. Like, there's a time and a place for that, but it's not after getting me this excited dude.”
I awkwardly drove him home because I literally was just turned off by his intelligence and how cocky he was about his sex game.”
He also was fingering me way too hard. He was super rough with his teeth when he went down on me too. My vagina was super sore for a while because of him. I ended up just telling him I wasnt feeling it. Such an overall uncomfortable situation. I'm cringing just thinking about it.”
I didn't eat any of the popcorn and he didn't get another date. Ugh.”
He usually took forever to orgasm and always played it off as, 'I want you to cum first.' I usually did but he would take so long I would be falling asleep before he got the chance (think 2 hours).
So we start to have sex, it's going alright, I orgasm quickly (per the norm) and my vagina just shuts. He said it felt like it was pushing him out and when he tried to put it back in it hurt. I've never had anything like that happen before and we had to stop. It was pretty obvious my body was just not having it.”
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