“Sissy: Shut the fuck up, before I shoot you where you stand in your pansy red booties. Jay: [Looks down] I AM wearing pansy red booties. [Looks at Silent Bob] Why the fuck didn't you tell me?”— Kevin Smith, Jay, Jason Mewes, imdb.com
“If a woman did that to me, I'd be all like, ‘Hey, why don't you stop...dressing me up like a mailman and making me dance for you, while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know on my dad's bed!!!’”— Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“You will recall your femininity. It may seem to you then as if you were unmanly, stupid, and feminine so to speak. But you must accept the ridiculous, otherwise you will suffer distress, and there will come a time, when you are least observant, when it will suddenly round on you and make you ridicul…”— Carl Jung, amazon.com