Quotes tagged ‘Creepy Secrets’

(17 total)

“I swap hidden camera sex videos with other air bnb hosts.”

“I was seven the first time I attempted suicide.”

“I wanted the plane to crash.”

“I like the smell of my own poop.”

“I love one of my children more.”

“I'm 100% sure I'd be a rapist if I were born a man.”

“I masturbate in lost socks.”

“When I was 7 I hid under my parents bed so I could see what my dad's penis looked like.”

“He's been in jail for two years for something I did.”

“When I was 7 I killed a baby chicken.”

“I steal money from his wallet.”

“I gave LSD to a possum.”

“I'm the one who has been photo editing your head onto the bodies of porn stars and submitting them to adult websites.”

“I often wish death upon my chemistry teacher.”

“I want to have sex with a piano.”

“Every day I contemplate suicide and if you knew why you'd want me dead.”

“I made my dog go down on me.”