“Pinky: [sobbing] Day-Day...is this your cousin? Day-Day: [worried] Yeah, that's my cousin... Pinky: Good, 'cause you're fired! Day-Day: Who, me? Pinky: And Roach, you're fired, too! [Roach and Day-Day chattering] Oh, I heard that! Say it again! Say it again! [looks at Craig] I was just about to bust…”— Ice Cube, Pinky, Clifton Powell, imdb.com
“Counselor Condon: Have you ever been the victim of a serious crime? Larry: My cousin once stole an Almond Joy from me, It was upsetting at the time but, umm...”— Larry David, Larry David, Larry David, imdb.com
“Bobby, it's perfectly natural to want to see a woman naked, but I am your cousin. Now, the first time was an accident, but if I catch you again, you are going to hell.”— Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger, Luanne Platter, Brittany Murphy, imdb.com