“Sleep is a natural part of life, like cosmetics or frivolous lawsuits.”— Daniel Handler, Esmé Squalor, Lucy Punch, imdb.com
“If you want to test cosmetics, why do it on some poor animal who hasn't done anything? They should use prisoners who have been convicted of murder or rape instead. So, rather than seeing if perfume irritates a bunny rabbit's eyes, they should throw it in Charles Manson's eyes and ask him if it hurts”— Ellen Degeneres, amazon.com