You know what I love about my job? I get to see the world everyday.
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Quotes tagged ‘corny’
You've got to know where to draw the line. But the public always come first—it's a corny thing to say but I mean it. Lately I've been throwing things around which is very unlike me. I threw a glass at someone the other day. I think I'm going to go mad in a few years time; I'm going to be one of thos…
Smooth move, Ex-lax! I'm outta here!
I don’t like the music business and how it works. All of these people are phony. They’re all corny for the most part. There are a few good people in there and I can count them on my hand. It’s like those corny motherfuckers in high school. You just don’t want to be around them. They think they’re co…
What does a farmer say after feeding a stick of dynamite to his steer? Abominable! [A-bomb-in-a-bull]
How does a duck buy lipstick? She just puts it on her bill.
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.
Have you ever noticed how they always give you the peanuts on the planes?
I went to a bar last night and I was a bit disappointed that the 2 bartenders didn't greet me. I guess my expectations were two hi.
Stay away from the corny lines. Unless you know your partner is going to find a certain line ridiculously sexy and turn them on immediately, don’t be cheesy.