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Quotes tagged ‘Cops’

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I've known good criminals and bad cops. Bad priests. Honorable thieves. You can be on one side of the law or the other. But if you make a deal with somebody, you keep your word. You can go home today with your money and never do this again. But you took something that wasn't yours. And you sold it f…

— Peter Gould, Gordon Smith, Mike Erhmantraut, Jonathan Banks, imdb.com

You sound like the cops. They've given up on the case already too. To them, I'm just one more white kid who got stabbed in a bowling alley.

— Jeff Kauffmann, Steve Smith (voice), Scott Grimes, imdb.com

Marion: What do you plan to do when you get out of school? Fonzie: Oh, I was thinking I might become a cop. Marion: That's very admirable. Fonzie: I mean, it's the only job I know where they pay you to drive a motorcycle.

— Garry Marshall, William Bickley, Fonzie, Henry Winkler, imdb.com

What's this all about? and it better be good... my wife thinks I'm fooling around with the meter maid.

— harvey miller, Bill Idelson, Officer Murray Greshler, Al Molinaro, imdb.com

I used to be a beat cop a long time ago. And I’d get called out on domestic disputes all the time. Hundreds, probably, over the years. But there was this one guy — this one piece of shit — that I will never forget. Gordy. He looked like Bo Svenson. You remember him? Walking Tall? You don’t remember?…

— Sam Catlin, Peter Gould, Mike Ehrmantraut, Jonathan Banks, imdb.com

So not only did you go to a cop-raided party, but you started the raid? [Then she proceeds to sing, 'Did You Ever Know That You're My Hero?']

— Janet Leahy, Amy Sherman-Palladino, Lorelai Gilmore, Lauren Graham, imdb.com

Terry: And what does the Ebony Falcon do? Peralta: Takes every precaution to ensure his own safety? Takes bad guys to jail and bad girls to bed. Terry: Hell yeah he does! Except now the Ebony Falcon is monogamous and too tired for sex, so his only indulgence is fresh fruit yogurt parfaits.

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Terry Jeffords, Terry Crews, imdb.com

Of course I’m dangerous. I’m police. I could do terrible things to people... with impunity.

— Nic Pizzolatto, Rust Cohle, Matthew McConaughey, imdb.com

A poodle doesn't show its belly to a pit bull if it doesn't want its guts ripped out.

— Jamie King, Jessica Jones, Krysten Ritter, imdb.com

A policeman pulled over a man, and he said to him, 'Sir, your eyes look bloodshot. Have you been drinking?' And that man replied, 'Officer, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating donuts?'

— Sharon Lee Watson, Derek Morgan, Shemar Moore, imdb.com

Sheriff Ruiz: Every job has a patron saint. Cops have Saint Jude, doctors have Raphael the Archangel. But if you're a drug dealer or a killer, who do you pray to? Jennifer Jareau: The saint of death.

— Victor De Jesus, Jennifer Jareau, A. J. Cook, imdb.com

I don't even care about cops. I wanna see more garbage men. It's much more important. All I wanna see are garbage trucks, garbage cans and garbage men. You're never gonna stop crime, we should at least be clean.

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Saw 2 guys dressed just alike so I asked them if they were gay They beat me with their nightstick and then arrested me.

— daddaman1, reddit.com

What kind of sweater do cops wear? A pullover.

— J3ST3RR, reddit.com

Cops turned up at my place last night. "I'm sorry, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a car..." I said, "Yes but she has a great personality."

— gratefuldeadlift, reddit.com

My disdain for cops is institutional, not individual. Just because you may have a positive personal relationship with someone who is a cop doesn’t change the fact that the law enforcement system in this country is rooted in white supremacy and is used to repress and control the working class while p…

— fromacomrade, fromacomrade.tumblr.com

I told two twins their matching outfits are cute... "Did your mom buy you matching clothes?" I asked politely. To which they answered, "We're not twins and could we see your license and registration please.

— Rusty_Shakleford69, reddit.com

Laws change depending on what cop you’re talking to.

— Mark Baumer, twitter.com

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