Quotes tagged ‘Communist’

“General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war? Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No, I don't think I do, sir, no. General Jack D. Ripper: He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago, he might have been right. But today, w…”

— Stanley Kubrick, Terry Southern, Peter George, Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper, Sterling Hayden, imdb.com

“Diego Rivera: Thank you. Frida Kahlo: For what? Diego Rivera: For making a fat, old, crazy communist a happy man.”

— Clancy Sigal, Diane Lake, Gregory Nava, Anna Thomas, Frida Kahlo, Salma Hayek, imdb.com

“How do you tell a communist? Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And how do you tell an anti-communist? It’s someone who understands Marx and Lenin.”

— Ronald Reagan, news.bbc.co.uk

“People are very much wrought up about the Communist bugaboo.”

— Harry S Truman, bartleby.com

“I must really say that he is a veteran Communist, this Herr Josip Broz, a consistent man. Unfortunately he is our enemy. He really has earned his title of Marshal. When we catch him we shall do him in at once; you can be sure of that; he is our enemy. But I wish we had a dozen Titos in Germany...The…”

— Heinrich Himmler, en.wikiquote.org

“God is on your side? Is He a Conservative? The Devil's on my side, he's a good Communist.”

— Joseph Stalin, en.wikiquote.org

“What's a Communist's favorite video game? Don't Starve.”

— Sue_S_Pekt, reddit.com

“A couple is walking in St. Petersburg Square on Christmas Eve. They feel a slight precipitation. I think it's raining," says the man. "No, it's snowing," says the woman. "How about we ask the Communist officer here? He is always right!" exclaims the man. "Officer Rudolph, is it raining or showing?"…”

— KirbyDogs, reddit.com