“Going cold turkey isn't as delicious as it sounds.”— Jon Vitti, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“Alcoholism is an insidious disease; until I confronted it I wasn’t aware that it was creeping up on me. I finally did AA in the hardcore down on Pico Boulevard. I said, ‘Don’t put me in with Elton John or anything, just throw me to the lions.’”— Sam Shepard, theparisreview.org