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Quotes tagged “Circumcision”
Kyle: And that's why I feel like you guys are more than just friends. You're my family. Except for Cartman.
Cartman: Screw you guys! I don't want to be in your crazy penis-chopping family anyway!”
Kyle: [horrified] No. No, it's not possible.
Dr. Schwartz: We're not going to cut it off. We're just going to snip it so that it looks bigger.
Stan: Oh, hey, dude, that didn't sound like a bad idea.
Cartman: Yeah, I wanna get a circumcision, too!”
A rip off.”
His job is circumcising elephants. Although he likes it, the wages are low but the tips are huge.”
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