“Why don’t you just say it? I’m the worst toy-maker in the world? I am a cotton-headed ninny-muggins!”— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com
“I planned out our whole day. First we’ll make snow angels for a two hours, then we’ll go ice skating, then we’ll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we’ll snuggle.”— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com
“I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.”— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com
“I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you and my tongue swells up. So… do you want to eat food?”— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com
“You did it! Congratulations! World’s best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It’s great to be here.”— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com
“Deb, you have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card.”— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com
“It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.”— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com
“Francisco! That’s fun to say! Francisco. Frannn-cisco. Fran-cis-cooo.”— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com
“This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.”— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com
“We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.”— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com
“The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!”— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com
“I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.”— Will Ferrell, Buddy, amazon.com