“How does a simple, legally binding meme with no truly measurable results end up prompting celebrities to start a revolution? These celebrities are rioting in the comments section and I fear for my safety. What will I tell my children?!”— R. Eric Thomas, elle.com
“My girlfriend always takes long showers after watching movies starring Chris Pratt. I don't know what she's doing in there, but it gives me lots of time to jerk off to Chris Pratt.”— ArchAngelofSloths, reddit.com