“[Linguini is making a mess at the kitchen] What is this? Keep—your station—clear! When the meal rush comes, what will happen? Messy stations slow things down. Food doesn't go, orders pile up, disaster! I'll make this easier to remember: keep your station clear, or I WILL KILL YOU!”— Brad Bird, Colette (voice), Janeane Garofalo, imdb.com
“In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of thi…”— Brad Bird, Anton Ego (voice), Peter O'Toole, imdb.com
“Prepare your taste buds delight! For I, Mojo Jojo, am not only the number one villain in Townsville, but I am also... number one chef in Townsville!”— Amy Keating Rogers, Craig McCracken, Mojo Jojo , Roger Jackson, imdb.com
“Chef: [gets out of his car] Hello there, children! Boys: Hey, Chef! Stan: What's going to be for lunch today, Chef? Chef: Well, today, it's Salisbury steak with buttered noodles, and a choice of green-bean casserole or vegetable medley. Cartman: Kick ass.”— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Did you hear about the chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. He ran out of thyme He lentil us some of his best secrets.”— pm-me-big-boobies, reddit.com