Quotes tagged ‘centenarian’

(2 total)

“Simon: You know, when I was younger, I used to think, you really wanna live to be 100 years old? You know, like a shriveled up raisin. And the answer to that now is yes. Because my son would be 70, his son would be 40, and his son would be 10. And I would be the man, you know. Pops. Could get used t…”

— Allan Loeb, Simon Scott, Michael Pena, imdb.com

“Randy: How does it feel to be 102, Pops? Grampa: Shoot me! Sharon: Make a wish, Grampa! Grampa: I wish I were dead! Randy: [chuckles]: That's our silly Grampa. Grampa: I'm not being silly: shoot me! I'd do it myself, but I'm too damn old!”

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Randy Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com