Quotes tagged ‘Cell Phones’

“I hate cell phones! Everywhere you turn nothing but texting and yakking and texting.”

— Adam Alleca, Carl Ellsworth, Wes Craven, Francis, Aaron Paul, imdb.com

“Brett Ridgeman: Politics like always. Lt. Calvert: Like cell phones, and just as annoying, politics are everywhere. Being branded a racist in today's public forum is like being accused of being a communist in the 50s, whether it’s a possibly racist remark made in a private phone call or the indelica…”

— S. Craig Zahler, Anthony Lurasetti, Vince Vaughn, imdb.com

“The most bullshit thing I do is turn my phone face down to be like 'OK I'M DONE WAITING FOR THIS PERSON TO TEXT BACK' as if I'm not gonna flip it over every 10 seconds and check.”

— De Elizabeth, twitter.com

“They say they found clear evidence that phone radiation caused tumors in the hearts of rats, which were similar to tumors in people.”

— Susan Koeppen, pittsburgh.cbslocal.com

“What’s the difference between a clitoris and a cell phone? Nothing! Every cunt’s got one.”

— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com

“We’re not just attached, we’re addicted.”

— Jim Roberts, marketwatch.com

“People ask me: Will the machines ever win against humanity? I say: 'Look around in any airport or restaurant and see how many people are on their phones. The machines have already won.'”

— James Cameron, hollywoodreporter.com

“We all have the friend or relative with the flip phone. You’re like, ‘Where’d you get that? Do you use that to call the past?'”

— Jim Gaffigan, amazon.com

“They say the Verizon guy switched to Sprint but if you watch the commercial he mouths the words: 'Verizon, I’m sorry, they have my family.'”

— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com

“People say, ‘My phone sucks.’ No, it doesn’t! The shittiest cellphone in the world is a miracle. Your life sucks. Around the phone.”

— Louis CK, theodysseyonline.com

“3G used to be the best thing going. Now, when my phone's indicator says 3G, it pretty much functions like I have no signal at all.”

— Tekhnomancer, reddit.com

“Putting your mobile phone on airplane mode will decrease the time it takes to charge its battery. Because airplane mode turns off all radio frequencies on your device, the battery should charge faster in this disengaged state.”

— Andrew Mucci, verizonwireless.com