Quotes tagged ‘Catfights’

“Heather Vandergeld: Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills. Megan Vandergeld: It’s the Beverly Ho-Billies. Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] Squeeze me? Kevin Copeland: [as Brittany Wilson] Oh no, you didn’t? Marcus Copeland: [as Tiffany Wilson] I’m sorry, but uhm...we just saw you…”

— Keenen Ivory Wayans, Marlon Wayans, Shawn Wayans, Andrew McElfresh, Xavier Cook, Michael Anthony Snowden, Heather Vandergeld, Jaime King, imdb.com

“Wendy: Ms. Ellen, can I talk to you? Ms. Ellen: Of course, Wendy. Wendy: I couldn't help but notice you've taken a liking to my boyfriend Stan. Ms. Ellen: Well, I've taken a liking to all of you. You're all so young and cute and full of life... Wendy: Can I tell you something, Ms. Ellen? Ms. Ellen:…”

— Andrew Borakove, Trey Parker, Wendy, Mary Kay Bergman, imdb.com

“Because men think if women are grabbing and clawing at each other there's a chance they might somehow kiss.”

— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com