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Quotes tagged “Catatonic”
Sheldon: Interesting. You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.”
Kyle: Oh, no!
Officer Barbarady: Oh Mayor, please, when we're around children we prefer to call him the 'chicken lover.'
Mayor's Assistant: This time he made love to Carla Weathers's prize chicken. She's catatonic.
Barbrady: Who? Carla Weathers or the chicken?”
Gretchen: I threw it because I realized I was living with an uptight dildo whose personality unmakes itself anytime something bad happens.
Jimmy: Says the woman who spent weeks catatonic on the couch in crusty yoga pants.
Gretchen: I have a clinical goddamn illness!”
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