“If I die, don't eat my ass that'd be weird.”— James Siciliano, Summer Smith (voice), Spencer Grammer, imdb.com
“Peralta: Wait... What? Did you say 'eat people?' Are you a cannibal, Caleb? Caleb: Well, that's not how I would define myself. If we're going by what I'm most passionate about, I'm a woodworker.”— Daniel J. Goor, Michael Schur, Luke Del Tredici, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com
“My cannibal friend likes to eat tight-rope-walkers... As part of a balanced diet.”— africkenamerican, reddit.com
“Two clowns are eating a cannibal... One turns to the other and says, "Um, I think we got this joke wrong."”— wackoclown, reddit.com