“We were slaves once. The daylight guardians of the vampires. I was born into servitude. Yet I harbored them no ill will. Even took a vampire for my bride. It was forbidden, our union. Viktor feared a blending of the species. Feared it so much he killed her. His own daughter. Burnt alive for loving m…”— Danny McBride, Lucian, Michael Sheen, imdb.com
“Charlotte: No purses! There's no time for purses! This is gown-specific! Miranda: What's your theme again? A Nazi wedding?”— Michael Patrick King, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com
“What’s the difference between a bride-to-be and groom-to-be? A bride-to-be wants a shower. A groom-to-be wants to get as dirty as possible before his Big Day.”— Unknown, tcat.tc