You should just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion! Right off!
— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
You should just do it like a Band-Aid. One motion! Right off!
— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
Y'know I think that even if you've had a relationship with someone, or let's say, especially if you've had a relationship with someone and you try to become friends afterwards, it's very difficult. Isn't this? It's hard. Because, you know each other so well, you know all of each other's tricks. It's…
— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
I literally cried when I wrote ‘I still keep your shampoo in my shower in case you wanna wash your hair.’ That’s the saddest lyric I’ve ever written in my life. Think of how much desperation is in that line. She’s not coming to wash her hair at your house! It’s over.
It’s like this dog in Japan. The dog had an owner. And the owner would go to the train every day. And the dog would follow the owner to the train and then be there at the exact time the owner came back from work off the train. The dog would be waiting on the train platform. Then one day the owner di…
But now she was different. Now she was happy with herself, her life, and she didn’t think of companionship in terms of convenience - she thought of it in terms of who she wanted to share her life with. She realized companionship was not something you should crave because you’re scared of being lonel…
The first step in healing is removing yourself from the environment that made you sick. That requires holding yourself accountable for the spaces you occupy & the people you surround yourself with. If you are aware that spending time in certain spaces or spending time around certain people may trigg…
navel, n.: The punctuation of a lost connection; no wonder we’re supposed to contemplate it.
It's very easy to get a boy to leave the room. It's much harder to get him to leave your thoughts.
If I can stop one heart from breaking, I shall not live in vain; If I can ease one life the aching, Or cool one pain, Or help one fainting robin Unto his nest again, I shall not live in vain.
I don’t know what a life without out you would even look like or feel like. But I do know this might be better for both of us.
I broke up with my girlfriend. She moved in with another guy, and I draw the line at that.
You don't let go of a bad relationship because you stop caring about them. You let go because you start caring about yourself.
The thing is, when you lose someone, you realize you'll eventually lose everyone.
You will have to convince yourself that everything between the two of you was real, and that it meant something, maybe even everything, even if it shattered into a million tiny glass pieces.
You're better without them. Move on with your life. There's plenty of fish in the sea. Use this as an opportunity to improve yourself, love yourself, be happy.
...love breaks my bones and I laugh.
This is me accepting that you’ll never be mine. Ever. Not now. Not in the future. Your road is not paved to go the same way as mine.
You have to keep breaking your heart until it opens.
Just because a couple parts ways doesn't mean there wasn't love at the center of their story.
You don’t let go of a bad relationship because you stop caring about them. You let go because you start caring about yourself.