“Annie: This is the best conversation we've ever had. Ruthie: Could I borrow $5? Annie: Oh. Sure. Ruthie: I mean $20.”— Lindy West, Aidy Bryant, Ruthie, Patti Harrison, imdb.com
“Borrowing money from a friend is like having sex. It just completely changes the relationship.”— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com