“Why is it that the street you’re looking for always has a tree from the Mesozoic Era growing around the sign? You’re looking for like Mount Vernon and all you see is like the N. And you drive by going, “That was probably it.””— Dane Cook, youtube.com
“If you post a photo on Facebook, or other social media site, and tag him and it appears on his page, but none of his friends like or comment on the photo, he has blocked his world from your existence. Or, if other women are writing on his page, yet you can't see what they write, he has strategically…”— Liz Crokin, elitedaily.com