“Seth: You ate my toast, Summer. Summer: I like crusts, Seth. Seth: Face it. Our chemistry is undeniable. Summer: You know what else is undeniable? Seth: What? Summer: The pain this fork is gonna cause when I jam it into your eye. I suffer from rage blackouts.”— Josh Schwartz, Summer Roberts, Rachel Bilson, imdb.com
“Sarah/Lucifer: My name is Lucifer. Nick: Sure. Naturally, um...could you do me a favor there, Satan, and remind me to quit drinking before I go to bed?”— Eric Kripke, Nick, Mark Pellegrino, imdb.com