“I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint...it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.”— Steven Wright, en.wikiquote.org
“Just like everything else in our lives, aim for a rechargeable vibrator.”— Arti Patel, huffingtonpost.ca
“Make sure you’ve got it fully charged (or with fresh batteries) before you begin. It’s fun, and time flies, and nothing’s worse than having a sex toy die on you when you’re a bare three seconds from climax.”— The Debrief, thedebrief.co.uk
“Get in the habit of taking your batteries out of the vibrator each time your finished using it. If you leave the batteries in, the vibrator may turn on to a very low speed (or you may leave it on low without knowing it) and this can both burn out the motor and make for some embarrassing moments when…”— Cory Silverberg, sexuality.about.com