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Chase: Waiting for her actually. But I'm going somewhere else because why would she be here, standing in line at a bar?”
Emma: I got an offer I think we should consider. Not from Nelson, but it is something we should consider.
Eddy: I told you from go, I'm never selling.
Emma: And what, you're gonna buy Lyn and me out with all the money you've made mismanaging the bar?”
Hyde: Yeah. Sorry, 'Pez.' Let's drink.”
Zoë: [smiling] Oddly enough, there was.
Wash: Are you getting my wife into trouble?
Mal: Wha—I didn't start it. I just wanted a quiet drink.
Zoë: Funny sir how you always seem to find yourself in an Alliance-friendly bar come 'U' day... looking for a quiet drink.
Mal: See, this is another sign of your tragic space dementia, all paranoid and crotchety. Breaks the heart.”
Guys, next time you at a bar, whatever, and you see a girl at the bar
Just walk up to her and go like this...
""Hey, are you gonna walk to your car by yourself later?
I'll be over here watching you all night"”
And orders a hundred bottles of scotch.
The bartender says, "That's gonna be pretty expensive. How are you gonna pay for all that liquor?"
The duck replies, "Just put it on my tab."
A nearby bar patron cheekily says, "Don't you mean 'put it on my bill'?"
The duck says to the bartender, "Okay, put it on his bill.”
He sits down and asks the bartender for a drink. As he takes a sip he hears a voice say, "Hey there, you're looking rather handsome today!"
He looks around but can't find the person who made the comment. So he turns to the bartender and asks, "Who said that?"
The bartender said, "The peanuts. They're complimentary.”
The bartender cuts him off saying, "You only get 1 shot."”
Suzanne: 'I know. After 30 years behind a bar, I'm an expert. I'll even give you the recipe. Take two regulars, mix them together and let them stew. It never fails.'”
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