“If you ever have a child, make sure to breastfeed them. Not only is the milk healthy for the baby, but it's incredibly healthy for your chest.”— Holly Riordan, health.allwomenstalk.com
“Every time I see a newborn, I'm reminded of how rare and beautiful it is to look into the face of someone who's never heard of Trump.”— Conan O'Brien, twitter.com
“Stage your shot. Make sure there's something cool or interesting sharing the photo with you, like a plane, a limousine, a baller hotel room, the backstage area at a fashion show, or your really cool friends. Just go easy on babies and animals.”— Liza Corsillo, gq.com
“Yesterday I celebrated the birth of my twins. Tomorrow I celebrate the birth of my book. I hope the book poops less.”— Neil Patrick Harris, twitter.com
“You're really bad at babysitting. You never had to take care of a younger sibling, so you have no idea how to hold a baby or entertain a young child.”— Pai-Lin Hunnibell, theodysseyonline.com