Quotes tagged ‘attorney’

“If I want to buy nice clothing, or beautiful shoes or a bag, that’s one of the perks of the trade.”

— Laura Wasser, nytimes.com

“I feel like his dick has a tax attorney.”

— Matt Spicer, Alex McAulay, Max Winkler, Kala, Dylan Gelula, imdb.com

“Mr. Booth, the Lawyer: Your Honor, it is my intention to prove that Sonny Montelli is a victim of demonic possession—that is, possession by the Devil—and therefore innocent of the charges placed against him. Judge: Mr. Booth, I admire your originality. If I accept your plea, regardless of verdict, e…”

— Tommy Lee Wallace, Mr. Booth, the Lawyer, Ted Ross, imdb.com

“Silver: I don't want to represent your husband anymore, Tasha. Tasha: But we need you. I need you. Silver: ...Then I will be there. But not for him. For you.”

— Monica Mitchell, Tasha St. Patrick, Naturi Naughton, imdb.com

“Judge Marinovich: A cop and a defense attorney sleeping together? That's highly unusual. Peralta: At the time I did not know she was a defense attorney. I should have been able to guess, however, based on her ability to lie all over me.”

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.com

“Last night I slept like an attorney. First I'd lie one side, then I'd lie on the other.”

— ArabJew, reddit.com