“God bless you, Stimpy. I'm sorry I'm all the time mean to you.”— Jim Gomez, John Kricfalusi, Ren Höek (voice), John Kricfalusi, imdb.com
“It's going to be hard to trust me again, but I will prove myself to you. I promise.”— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Villanelle, Jodie Comer, imdb.com
“Mrs. Minassian, my father's a dipshit, he's always been a dipshit. Unfortunately there's nothing I can do about that. What I can do is offer to pay you back for any inconvenience he may have caused you.”— David Hollander, Gina Welch, imdb.com
“Your Honor, Sedgwick County, victims.…The atrocious crimes I've committed has continued. Sedgwick County has a monster. I've brought the community, my family, the victims dishonor. There's no—it is all self-centered. It was what they call—I would call a sexual predator. Today is my final judgment fo…”— Dennis Rader, freewebs.com
“I can only end by repeating what I have often said before, that I am very troublesome, & only wish I could do you any such service as you are doing me.”— Ada Lovelace, claymath.org
“Your Honor, It is over now. This has never been a case of trying to get free. I didn’t ever want freedom. Frankly, I wanted death for myself. This was a case to tell the world that I did what I did, but not for reasons of hate. I hated no one. I knew I was sick or evil or both. Now I believe I was s…”— Jeffrey Dahmer, livefromapt213.tumblr.com
“Apologies are meaningless without action to rectify the harm done and prevent a repetition of the problem.”— N. K. Jemisin, twitter.com
“George: You’ve got to apologize. Jerry: Why? George: Because it’s the mature and adult thing to do. Jerry: How does that affect me?”— Gregg Kavet, Andy Robin, Darin Henry, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com
“I hurt my wife, my kids, my mother, my wife's family, my friends, my foundation and kids all around the world who admired me.”— Tiger Woods, news.bbc.co.uk
“Don't say 'I'm sorry' when you have nothing to apologize for.”— Lynn Sternberger, Jacqueline Carlyle, Melora Hardin, imdb.com
“You don't get to call me a whore. When I met you, I thought I had found the person that I was going to spend the rest of my life with. I was done, so all the boys, and all the bars, and all the obvious daddy issues. Who cared, because I was done. You left me. You chose Addison. I'm all glued back to…”— Mimi Schmir, Dr. Meredith Grey, Ellen Pompeo, imdb.com
“I need you to listen to me, 'cause it might be the last time I ever get to talk to you. I haven't been a good enough father. You're fourteen. You have no idea how terrifying that is. So I've tried to control what you do and who you see, because I wanted to keep you safe, and I wanted you to go off t…”— Edward Allen Bernero, Ben McBride, Jason Wiles, imdb.com
“You’re suffering because of me. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.”— Naoshi Arakawa, Patrick Seitz, Takao Yoshioka, Kaori Miyazono, Risa Taneda, imdb.com
“Sorry a million times over...”— Naoshi Arakawa, Takao Yoshioka, Patrick Seitz, Kaori Miyazono, Risa Taneda, imdb.com
“Sam: So, Dean, uh...are we gonna talk about this, or what? Dean: About what? Yeah, I lied, but you were being an infant. Sam: Wow. Even for you, that apology sucked.”— Andrew Dabb, Sam Winchester, Jared Padalecki, imdb.com
“You might argue that Ron is a batterer and that any language that softens or obscures this fact leaves him less accountable for his actions, but Ron will be more likely to accept responsibility and feel remorse if he can view himself as more than a batterer. For people to look squarely at their harm…”— Brené Brown, amazon.com
“You can shoot me with a bullet and all I'll do is just apologize for staining your carpet with my blood.”— Shashank K, instagram.com
“The goal with my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive in the world I live in.”— Logan Paul, youtube.com