Quotes tagged ‘Ape’

“You ever had your balls cut off you fucking ape?”

— James Dickey, Mountain Man, Bill McKinney, imdb.com

“Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape.”

— Rod Serling, Michael Wilson, George Taylor, Charlton Heston, imdb.com

“Whillenholly: [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] They've got a monkey in there? Sheriff: An ape. Whillenholly: What? Sheriff: An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. Whillenholly: Look, who's the Federal Wildlife Marshal here, me or you? That's what I thought.”

— Kevin Smith, Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly, Will Ferrell, imdb.com

“[Willenholly and the Utah police confront Jay and Silent Bob] Sheriff: Are you fucking crazy? Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. That's the ape. Whillenholly: I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one, okay? And the only thing I do recognize right now is the political fiasco I'm abou…”

— Kevin Smith, Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly, Will Ferrell, imdb.com