“The Schrutes have a word for when everything in a man's life comes together perfectly. Perfectenschlag. Right now, I am in it. I finally get a chance to prove myself to corporate. I am assembling a competent team. I am likely a father. I am so deep inside of perfectenschlag right now. And, just to b…”— Mindy Kaling, Dwight Schrute, Rainn Wilson, imdb.com
“Aw, it smells like Kenny's house in here!”— Nancy Pimental, Trey Parker, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“Beavis: Hey, Butt-head, do you think a man will ever land on Uranus? Butt-head: Maybe on your anus. Beavis: This chainsaw kicks ass! Pruning is cool! Butt-head: Yeah! Let's go prune some power lines!”— Glenn Eichler, Mike Judge, Butt-head, Mike Judge, imdb.com
“What kind of power was it if everybody knew that it would never be used? Better to say that it was not there, that it was no more than the power in the anus of the proud dog who tried to put out a furnace with his puny fart....He turned the yam with a stick.”— Chinua Achebe, amazon.com
“When you say "poop" your mouth moves the same way your anus does when you poop. The same is true for the phrase "explosive diarrhea.”— Slats7, reddit.com
“You can stroke around his anus. Or you can use the other hand to touch his chest, thighs, or anywhere on his body.”— Dr. Sari Locker, sarilocker.com