“Dee: Maybe you shouldn't have your window open! Mac: maybe you shouldn't be throwing jars of piss out the window!”— Glenn Howerton, Charlie Day, Mac, Rob McElhenney, imdb.com
“Dude, I swear to god if you try and give me a noogie I will yank your underwear over your head so hard your asshole will rip in half.”— Rob McElhenney, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com
“When we get out of this, I'm gonna shove my fist right into your ass, hard and fast...Not in the sexual way! In the 'I am pissed off' sort of way.”— Rob McElhenney, Frank Reynolds, Danny DeVito, imdb.com
“Carla: I can get mad, Turk, if you give me a little help. Turk: If you had no hair, you'd look like Danny Devito.”— Aseem Batra, Christopher Turk, Donald Faison, imdb.com
“Soulmate! Now there there is a meaningless concept.”— David Budin, Brendan McCarthy, Grace Hanson, Jane Fonda, imdb.com
“A lot of things make him angry, like the fact that a woman who can't walk insists on buying $600 shoes.”— Eric Wald, Elaine Pownall, Sarah-Jane Redmond, imdb.com
“He didn't strike me as the passive-aggressive type, more aggressive-aggressive.”— Kristine Huntley, Ollie, Ryan McCarthy, imdb.com
“He didn't strike me as the passive-aggressive type, more aggressive-aggressive.”— Kristine Huntley, Ollie, Ryan McCarthy, imdb.com
“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”— Ralph Waldo Emerson, amazon.com
“I wondered why nobody ever told me it is human to be angry, unforgiving, and blunt at times.”— Shereen A. Mir ©, instagram.com
“I don’t like to get angry. It doesn’t make me feel good. It is very human, but it’s also a loss of control, and I like to have that kind of control.”— Steve Carell, hollywoodreporter.com
“I am sure most of it is my fault. I do not want to adjust myself to life as it is… I kill everything with my awful temper…”— Greta Garbo, amazon.com
“The truth is, I should be angry, resentful and disillusioned about relationships. But I'm not. Love did not work with that person. But it can work with another.”— Eva Longoria, elle.com
“If there's not an exclamation point in your text, I assume you're mad at me.”— Josh Peck, twitter.com
“How I wish I could hug everyone and tell them that it's okay. It's okay to be scared and angry and hurt and selfish. It's part of being human.”— Frank Warren, amazon.com
“Give me blood and rage and a heart for horror; teach me to be tough enough to face this world still standing. Make a Fury of me.”— Elisabeth Hewer, amazon.com
“What do you do when the one person you want comfort from the most is the one who caused your pain? How can I want so desperately for him to wrap me up in his arms but also want so much for him to leave me alone.”— Amanda Grace, amazon.com