Quotes tagged ‘Airplanes’

“How do these things weigh a thousand tons and stay in the air? It’s against the laws of God and nature and just heaviness.”

— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Susie Myerson, Alex Borstein, imdb.com

“Try to sleep. Use eyeshades, earplugs and a neck pillow. Avoid caffeine and alcohol. Use herbal remedies to encourage sleep.”

— Elaine Glusac, nytimes.com

“These physiological changes may then lay the groundwork for our brains to start considering our uncomfortable surroundings.”

— Lila Reynolds, popsci.com

“The widely held assumption that the brains of flight attendants are chock full of juicy stories from their adventures in the sky is decidedly not without merit.”

— Harling Ross, manrepeller.com

“If you want to avoid getting sick on a plane, the worst place to sit is along the aisle. The issue is exposure—not just to other passengers, but anything they touch.”

— Robbie Gonzalez, wired.com

“I like flying. I like those little bathrooms that they have on the plane. It's kind of like a small apartment of your own on the plane. You go in, you close the door, the light comes on. It's like a small surprise party every time you go in there.”

— Larry Charles, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“Oh, look at this. He's sleeping and I have to go to the bathroom. Maybe he'll wake up soon. What if my kidneys burst? Is it worth it not to wake this man up to damage a major organ? I hope this disgusting slob appreciates what I'm doing for him.”

— Larry Charles, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

“So I'm on the plane, we left late. Pilot says we're going to be making up some time in the air. I thought, well isn't that interesting? We'll just make up time. That's why you have to reset your watch when you land. Of course, when they say they're making up time, obviously they're increasing the sp…”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“Fearless flyers will laugh in the face of superstition today when they board the last ever Flight 666 to HEL on Friday the 13th. Travelling on the ‘unluckiest day of the year’ could save you some pounds, but a journey straight to HEL on the 13th hour of the superstitious date is one flight most woul…”

— Mark Molloy, telegraph.co.uk

“There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky.”

— j0hhnnytan, reddit.com

“Science built skyscrapers and airplanes. But only religion can bring the two together.”

— nittinghoa, reddit.com

“Tipsy and on a plane is my best self.”

— Anna Kendrick, twitter.com