“Bob, I'm so happy for you, but do us a favor: Get off the air. How long [are you going to do this]? The soldiers, the Navy, they're getting tired. Every time there's a war, you're right there. In Iran, they're fed up, they're fighting and you go, 'I wanna tell you...' with your golf club. It's over.…”— Don Rickles, cnn.com
“We kid about great stars such as you Bob, why? Because you're old and washed up.”— Don Rickles, chicagotribune.com
“Good to see you're still fourteen, Tommy.”— Courtney A. Kemp, Safia M. Dirie, James 'Ghost' St. Patrick, Omari Hardwick, imdb.com