“Everybody loves pot brownies. But I bring crystal meth cupcakes to the party and suddenly I'm the weirdo.”— Nick Swardson, amazon.com
“I got alcohol poisoning. Its not fun, I don't recommend it. Its actually so funny because you can die that way. Its such a weird way to die, its so stupid. But its funny to me trying to explain it. Dying that way. "Dude did you hear about Nick? He died." "What, how? Who did it?" "Nick." "With what?"…”— Nick Swardson, amazon.com
“That movies called Boner Soup? About the dad who died and the kids? What the fuck is Boner Soup? I didn't see a boner or soup in the whole trailer.”— Nick Swardson, amazon.com
“I always thought it would be really funny if they showed a really dramatic trailer, really serious, and they have a title at the end of it that has nothing to do with the trailer. This is again to mess with the audience.”— Nick Swardson, amazon.com
“I always thought it would be funny if a movie like that, to mess with all the stoned people in the audience. If right before the movie started, like Transformers, they put "Based on a True Story".”— Nick Swardson, amazon.com