Marriage isn’t always easy. The first year, it is widely understood (though certainly debated), is the hardest. There are good years and bad years. Even the best marriages face tough times. But, uh, shouldn’t you have had some years under your belt before you go announcing to the world that till dea…
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They coped with copious amounts of oral sex, but around the third year in, the novelty of mouth-stuff started to wear thin. They became pathologically insecure about not being able to give each other what they really wanted, and each felt terribly ashamed that they couldn’t perform their marital dut…
I never thought I’d want to be married again. I thought that dating a bunch of different women would be the way to go. Be like a bee and pollinate every flower, and who cares whose feelings get hurt. This is my time, and I’m gonna grab the spoils like Genghis Khan.
I’d felt married to him in every way but legally. What I didn’t want was a wedding.
I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every parents' dream.
Being married for a decade-plus does not mean that romance should be flushed down the toilet.
What if I had poured all that time and energy into my own career? What would my life look like now? In the future, I have to set the bar high for myself and never give up on my dreams.
Marriage is an aggregate of multiple narratives. It belongs to the people who are in it, but it also belongs to the people who are supporting it and living around it: family, friends, community. As I once said, and it became a kind of a saying for me, when you pick a partner, you pick a story, and t…
Pat: How old are you? Tiffany: Old enough to have a marriage end and not wind up in a mental hospital.
— David O. Russell, Tiffany Maxwell, Jennifer Lawrence, imdb.com
Frida Kahlo: What do you think matters most for a good marriage? Guillermo Kahlo: A short memory. Frida Kahlo: Why did you get married? Guillermo Kahlo: I can't remember.
— Clancy Sigal, Diane Lake, Gregory Nava, Anna Thomas, Frida Kahlo, Salma Hayek, imdb.com
Would I get married again? No, I want to be waiting outside the bathroom of my boarding house forever. Of course, I do. That's why I go to that wretched dance every week. I want to be waiting outside my own bathroom, while some bad-tempered fellow with hair growing out of his ears reads the newspape…
Maybe there are some people you marry and people you love.
— Victor Levin, Arielle Pierpont, Bérénice Marlohe, imdb.com
Eustace: Who was that? Muriel: It was an admirer who offered me an endless field of flowers and his eternal love. Eustace: Oh. Have you seen my screwdriver?
— Irv Bauer, Eustace Bagge (voice) / Muriel Bagge (voice), Arthur Anderson / Thea White, imdb.com
Even though I was the one to propose, it felt like submitting to a norm rather than subverting one.
Tina: I've booked us a room five minutes away. It worked for Dakota Johnson. Robert: We're not characters in some trashy movie. This is real life. We're in a real marriage.
— Kalinda Vazquez, Tina Minoru, Brittany Ishibashi, imdb.com
Jodie: She’s just my mother, she’s not gonna bite you. Dizzy: Just your mother? I mean, okay, I’m the guy. I want to tell her about the wedding and the baby, but what? Four times I’ve stood there looking at her, and looking at her looking at me, and then she starts turning into Queen Kong and I star…
— Tony Spiridakis, Eric Roth, Arthur 'Dizzy' Mazelli, Ken Garito, imdb.com
Ugh, you married people always talk about 'mixing things up'. That sounds real bleak.
Sex after marriage may be different, but that doesn't mean it sucks.
Lucy: Did Alicia marry that guy? Marlin: yea. Henry: Doug, did you win the Mr. Hawaiian contest? Doug: I didn't know there wath gonna be a urine tethst. Lucy: [to Henry] Did we have sex? [Marlin and Doug look at Henry] Henry: No, we didn't. Just so everyone knows. [Marlin and Doug turn away] We want…
Punam Patel: ‘The prince married her right away.’ Lisa Schwartz: He doesn’t even know her name! Punam Patel: Does she have any say in this marriage? He married her right away. Like, did she want to be married? What was she running away from? Why was she there? Doesn’t matter, because someone wants t…