Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street. I'd be like, "Hey, so I guess I'll see you later," and he's, like, "Whatever, queer". That's a hate crime!
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Quotes tagged ‘Friend’
I can’t cry all I want or even laugh all I want At the end of a tiring day but still, if I’m next to you Like a child, I can whine and then laugh till I run out of breath I’m not used to seeing myself like this
I close the door to my day later than others Playfully tickle my earlobe Because even though we’ve been in different worlds all day We always end the day together
Greater love than no man hath he gives up his life for a friend.
I will not let you go into the unknown alone.
The doctor said that my friend had 5 months to live. I worked hard with him and proved the doctor wrong. My friend died in 3 days
I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain.
He was my strength when I needed him to be, my friend when I needed someone to talk me down, my equal in a world where by law I would always be less than him, and honest to gods, he was the love of my life. And he would wait forever for me, just as I would wait forever and a day for him.
My homosexual friend recently started using Grindr. He is so excited about it, he can hardly sit down.
I don't want to be your friend, I just want to be your lover.
My friend David lost his id Now we just call him Dav.
I do not need any friends. I prefer enemies. They are better company and their feelings towards you are always genuine.
I made him my friend and now he is unique in the world.
His enemy was time. Or perhaps it was his friend. One never knows for sure.
Often you don't know whether a woman is friend, enemy or lover until it is too late. Sometimes, she is all three.
We need at least one friend who understands what we do not say.
My friend keeps saying ‘cheer up man it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water. I know he means well.
We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best we can find in our travels is an honest friend.
It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
My friend got two minors on his driving test and still passed. But when I ran over a child this morning everyone lost their shit.