“I went to the stones concert, remember? Anaheim stones concert. I go backstage. Who do I see? It's Mick! So I cruise on over, I'm going to meet the man, ya know. As I get over there. He says, "Hey bro! What's your name?" I go, "Jeff Spicoli dude, good to meet you." He goes, "Good to meet you, Jeff."”— Jeff Spicoli, Jeff Spicoli, Sean Penn, youtube.com
“Make up your mind dude. Is he going to shit or is he going to kill us?”— Jeff Spicoli, Jeff Spicoli, Sean Penn, imdb.com
“This will be a little demonstration of that, listen up. That was my skull. I'm so wasted!”— Jeff Spicoli, Jeff Spicoli, Sean Penn, imdb.com
“Well I'll tell you Stew, I did battle some humungous waves. But like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business.”— Jeff Spicoli, Jeff Spicoli, Sean Penn, imdb.com