I'm gonna be the defense attorney. And for my first legal maneuver I'd like to make a motion. *Dee dee dee, dee dee dee dee.*
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The Fairly OddParents
The zany, fast-paced adventures of a 10-year-old boy and his fairy godparents, who inadvertently create havoc as they grant wishes for their pint-sized charge.
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Wow, being in a comic book is awesome!
Timmy: You guys don't do anything halfway, do you? Cosmo: Nope, we're two halves of a whole idiot.
Cosmo: That's wiggity-wiggity-wack! Wanda: Whattity-whattity-WHAT?
— Steve Marmel, Butch Hartman, Jack C. Thomas, Mr. Lawrence, Cosmo (voice) & Wanda (voice), Daran Norris & Susanne Blakeslee, imdb.com
It's violent and educational. But mostly violent. Yay, violence!
AJ: My mom packed me spinach. She wants me to have a healthy colon. What did your mom pack you? Timmy Turner: Candy!... And violence!
— Karin Gutman, Timmy Turner & AJ, Tara Strong & Gary LeRoi Gray, imdb.com
Mom Turner: Honey, look! It's the guy on the nickel. George Washington: Hah! Nickel. I'm on the dollar. I'm worth 20 of you, ha ha!
— Butch Hartman, Steve Marmel, Jack C. Thomas, Mom (voice) & George Washington (voice) & Daran Norris, Susanne Blakeslee, imdb.com
[after being turned into a turtle by Wanda's ex-boyfriend] Cosmo: Revenge. REEVVEENGGE.
— Mr. Lawrence, Jack C. Thomas, Cosmo (voice), Daran Norris, imdb.com
If I don't make it out of here... tell my dad... he's weird.
— Steve Marmel, Mr. Lawrence, Butch Hartman, Timmy Turner, Tara Strong, imdb.com
Timmy Turner: Cool, I have five o'clock shadow. Cosmo: And it's only 7 am.
— Tracy Berna, Steve Marmel, Mr. Lawrence, Timmy Turner & Cosmo, Tara Strong & Daran Norris, imdb.com
Why can't you give my love a chance?
— Steve Marmel, Butch Hartman, Tootie (voice), Grey Griffin, imdb.com
Timmy Turner: A dead end! I'm doomed. Cosmo: Well, you've lived a good life. Timmy Turner: I'm only ten! Cosmo: I said good not long.
— Butch Hartman, Steve Marmel, Mike Bell, Mr. Lawrence, Timmy Turner & Cosmo, Tara Strong & Daran Norris, imdb.com
Wanda: Finally! A romance novel to shake the ages. [she starts typing] Wanda: "It was dawn. I was in my towel when the ninjas attacked..."
— Steve Marmel, Mr. Lawrence, Wanda (voice), Susanne Blakeslee, imdb.com
Mark: [Timmy walks in] Timmy Turner! You have re-turnered!
— Butch Hartman, Steve Marmel, Mike Bell, Mark (voice), Rob Paulsen, imdb.com
Let's get one thing straight. I'm not bright. Big words confuse me. I have the attention span of a rodent, and Wanda loves me anyway. And that should be enough for you.
— Butch Hartman, Steve Marmel, Mr. Lawrence, Cosmo (voice), Daran Norris, imdb.com
I am a warrior prince from Eugopatamia... MY NAME'S MARK.
— Butch Hartman, Steve Marmel, Mike Bell, Mark (voice), Rob Paulsen, imdb.com
Cosmo: The good news is, I named my nickel Phillip. Timmy Turner: Uh, what's the bad news? Cosmo: It's a girl nickel.
— Butch Hartman, Mike Bell, Steve Marmel, Timmy Turner & Cosmo, Tara Strong & Daran Norris, imdb.com
But they're no match for my fairy detector chair. If they survive, THEY'RE FAIRIES. And if they don't, I HAVE TENURE.
— Butch Hartman, Steve Marmel, Mike Bell, Mr. Crocker (voice), Carlos Alazraqui, imdb.com
You are one creepy adult.